Verborrhea

Have you been feeling like an idiot lately? You have? Is there a thin beard outlining your chin? There is?
Five years ago this look and tickets to a drag race might have scored you a girl's phone number. So how come now you look like a douchebag?

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there were men who let their hair grow flowing long in the back, all the while keeping it neat and trim in the front. And these men got laid. Until one day something terrible happened... the cocaine wore off. Now these men are ridiculed as they walk down the street. They find safety only at rodeos and minor league hockey games.

You sir, you with the chin strap.
This is your future.

Labels: fashion, idiots

The following story was taken from the BBC news and can be found on their website in its original form.

A top Indian woman athlete who won a silver medal at a recent regional championship has failed a gender test, officials say.
Santhi Soundararajan, who took the silver in the women's 800m race at the Asian Games in Doha, has been stripped of her medal, reports say.

Soundararajan, 25, was declared the best athlete at an Indian championship in the capital, Delhi, this year.

The test is not mandatory, but is carried out if officials want it or a rival team protests, reports say. KP Mohan, a sports journalist, said athletes were usually examined by a team of doctors, including a gynaecologist, endocrinologist and psychologist, and put through physical and clinical examinations during a gender test.

The test was carried out soon after Soundararajan came second in the women's 800m race on 9 December.

I feel bad for this woman, in part for being internationally outed as man, but also because she isn't a cheater yet must be treated as such. Meanwhile, noone is talking about the real story here - somebody beat this dude.

Labels: balls

Paris Hitlon is widely considered a no talent celbutante, famous only for being famous, yet Johnny Knoxville somehow has a legitimate acting career. She's good looking and likes sucking cock. He's goofy and likes taking shots to the balls. Why is he any more qualified to be famous?

Labels: balls