That is the ugliest baby I've... Oh shit, devil spawn, kill it. Wait, no. I've been dosed. Just go home and ride it out. The boss will understand, he used to party. Wait, is that? Ohhhh, I get it now. This person is a crazy maniac.
When I got to work I googled "psychos and dogs" and I found out a lot of stuff... like, they make strollers for cats too.