Oh man. Did Lohan pick the wrong week to fake being gay or what?
What would have had to happen for something other than this story to make the cover of People magazine? Travis Barker and DJ AM almost died in a fiery plane wreck and all they got was a tiny little box off to the side. Same with the people who got all dolled up for the Emmys. Tough shit ladies, Clay Aiken is gay!
You want to know what's gay? Coming out of the closet in People magazine is gay. George Michael came out after he got caught trying to pass himself off in a turnpike shithouse. That's how a man comes out of the closet, with a dick in his hand, not holding a baby.