Douchebaggery is a very serious problem facing our society. This post will help you locate and identify douchebags. Should you discover that you are a douchebag, this post will help you rejoin the rest of society. It will be updated and modified as Douchebags change over time.
If you're not a cowboy but you roll your own cigarettes then you're probably a douchebag.
If you've ever lifted weights in a knit cap, YOU might be a douchebag. While we're at it, let's add collared shirt to that list.
If you've ever left your house looking like this, then you're a douchebag.
Just in: Jeff Bagwell has tested positive - for being a douchebag.