Monday, June 25, 2007

Because the crap hitting theatres this summer is so bad, I am introducing a new way to critique movies. Rather than reward a film for how good it is, my scale gives points for stinking. The worse the movie, the more turds it gets.



a terrible shit storm=

a mindboggling projection of feces=

Hopefully this new system can help you warn your friends and family before they walk into an impending shit storm.

If you plan on seeing any of the following, be advised:

Spiderman 3 , Shrek 3 , Pirates of the Carribean 3 , Fantastic 4 - fuck it, anything with a number in the title. Oh, and Bug.


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