Tuesday, March 13, 2007

OK, so Sylvester Stallone was caught with banned substances (i.e. steroids) in Australia. He had 48 vials of human growth hormone which seems like a lot and probably is. He's an old man desperately trying to hold onto the shadow of his youth and he is the only movie star to ever take steroids, ever.

Could you imagine what it would be like if other Hollywood stars took performance enhancing substances?
Like, oh, I don't know, these guys:

8 comments:

Ben, aka BadBen said...

Ed Norton? He might be drinking too many lattes, but that's it.

Yeah, I think Brad Pitt does HGH. And that's not his next co-starlet's initials, either.

Spiderman? He's on a high-protein diet...he just takes too many shots in the mouth from steroidal Venice Beach freaks.

boon said...

small press looking for short story writers
Reply to: job-290568075@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-08, 10:23AM PST


Small startup press is looking for new unpublished writers to submit short stories that integrate food as some component to the plot. The stories however should not be just about food. It should be intelligent, engaging and personal. In addition, a separate recipe of the food mentioned in the story should also be provided. Please name the recipe. We encourage people of all backgrounds to submit. Please do not worry if your english is not the best, that's what editors are for.

These stories should not be more than nine pages but no less than five. Please provide on the cover, your name, email and title of the story.

Please visit our site for more information about us:

Quatrefoilpublishing.com

boon said...

Los Angeles Bloggers Wanted
Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-03-13, 1:30PM PDT


HotelsByCity is looking for travel writers who living in and around the Los Angeles area. We are excited to launch our new blog section and need the best and most current travel information about the city you live in. And yes, we do pay. Sign up today to gain exposure to over 18 million travel visitors annually.

For more information please visit:
http://www.hotelsbycity.net/blog/network/

We are currently accepting bloggers in Los Angeles.




* Compensation: Advertising Based, 75% of all advertising dollars are paid out to the Writer.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

boon said...

Adult Website Copywriter / Data Entry
Reply to: job-294055750@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-14, 2:54PM PDT


Do you like porn? Can you write about it in a clever and original fashion? If so, this might just be your dream job.

We’re a successful internet company looking for a creative and skilled writer to work from our San Fernando Valley office. The job consists of analyzing adult content and writing killer web copy for adult sites.

This is a full-time position with insurance benefits, and is open to gifted writers comfortable dealing with a variety of adult material. Our content covers the full spectrum of adult video (straight, gay and everything in-between), and this position involves working with ALL of it. So if you’ve got hang-ups about any of the above, this isn’t the place for you.

A detail-oriented personality and strong web research skills are a necessity, as is a sense of humor. Knowledge of the adult industry and its talent – past and present – is a major plus.

Beyond that, we’re looking for someone who’s a self-starter but works well with others, embraces challenges, can maintain a positive attitude, is a fast learner – you get the idea.

If this sounds like the job for you, prove it! Send us a resume and three writing samples in the form of three scenes from adult features (your choice which ones) described/synopsized in 65 words or less.

Please acknowledge in your cover letter that you know this is an adult entertainment company and you understand the position involves regular exposure to sexually graphic materials. Submissions that do NOT say as much will be excluded from consideration.

IMPORTANT! Please read our few requirements for application carefully and follow the instructions closely. If you're contacting us without a resume, writing samples that follow the posted guidelines, and the acknowledgment specified in the preceding paragraph, you will NOT be considered for this position. Don't let a hurried reading of this post cost you a great opportunity!

boon said...

!!!!!! Professional & Talented Writer-$40,000 a year plus bonuses!!!!!
Reply to: lawrence@trafficeducation.net
Date: 2007-03-15, 10:01AM PDT


Our well known and reputable 30 year old company is looking for a
professional and talented full-time writer and project manager. The ideal
candidate will be well-organized, highly intelligent, creative, hard
working, resourceful, analytical, and someone who is excellent at page
layouts/graphics. We are looking for a unique person who is not only capable
of multi-tasking and analyzing complex materials (on occasion), but also
someone who is computer savvy, and a person who has a writing style with
imagination, flair, fluency, ease of use, and simplicity. We actually
prefer a style that is comical to make our materials entertaining, engaging,
and fun. On occasion, our writer will create materials for courts and
professional people where the writing style will be more direct, but not too
often.

This job also involves helping to create and design quality, colorful
marketing materials and brochures for our clients and affiliates using
effective writing and page layout. The person we hire will play an integral
role in the creation and changes (not the design) to our websites.

The ideal candidate will have a college degree or master's degree with a
resume of professional writing and/or screenplays etc. The ability to
synthesize and/or adapt text to create outstanding, quality written
presentation is also a requirement. The candidate should have the ability to
effectively footnote, use PDF files, search for pertinent
pictures/illustrations on the web (or via software) and to create effective
layouts. We are looking for someone who has experience in Microsoft
Publisher, Acrobat, Adobe InDesign, RFP's, as well as in document
preparation, and submission.

The person whom we hire will be an integral part of our management decision
making team and will work closely with the executive officers. The staff at
our company headquarters is close knit and very easy going. The office is
very casual and everyone has a positive, outgoing, and fun
personality making this an ideal place to work Many of our staff members
has been with us for as long as fifteen years and among our smaller
management team, virtually everyone has been here between 3-8 years.

Our company was named the Best of Los Angeles by Los Angeles Magazine a few
years ago, and this also applies to our workers. Employee turn-over is low,
and this position has just opened for the first time after 10 years. You will find the job to be fun, exciting, and different every day.

Our well known Comedy Traffic School is conveniently located in Northridge
approximately 1 mile from Cal State. We are close to the 118 fwy, 405 fwy, and 101 fwy.The job is ideally from 9:30-5:30, although we may be somewhat flexible on the hours. The company is licensed, bonded, insured and highly respected in
the community. You would be working at our corporate headquarters and we
also have regional offices throughout California, Florida and Virginia. We are one of the largest traffic school providers in the country and operate in over 250 cities nationwide. We offer a 50% co-pay for heath care bonus and a profit sharing plan (similar to a 401 k) for those employees who qualify after one year. The job is in a relaxed, comfortable, and enjoyable environment.

I look forward to personally speaking with you about the job. All interested
and qualified parties should email me your resume to
lawrence@trafficeducation.net. Please include a few samples of your writing
style or anything interesting that you have created. I will be interviewing
in the next few weeks. The job will start on or before April 3 so I look forward to hearing from you.








* Location: Northridge near CSUN
* Compensation: $40,000 a year plus great bonus incentive program. We offer a bonus of 50% co-pay of heath care and a profit sharing
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

boon said...

Female writer for new web-site which will empower teenage girls.
Reply to: job-294692531@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-15, 4:33PM PDT


We need a female voice for our new upcoming web-site www.TalkingToWiseWomen.com. The web-site is going to be a place where teenage girls and their parents can find help and information. The idea is based on the Award Winning educational documentary "Talking to wise women" which was created to empower girls to make informed and powerful choices for themselves.




* Compensation: Open for negotiation.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

boon said...

Ghostwriter
Reply to: job-294604823@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-15, 1:52PM PDT


I have a truly fantastic idea for a novel (which I forsee being roughly 175 pages). Having never written in the novel format, I'm looking for someone who has real creative writing ability to help me write it. Very straightforward gig.




* Location: L.A.
* Compensation: hourly or lump sum
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

boon said...

Experienced Writer For Online Political Satire Video Project
Reply to: job-296668812@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-19, 10:42AM PDT


Creative agency seeking a writer for online political satire video project. Humor and wit a must. Must have strong knowledge of the American political system. Television screen writing experience a huge bonus. Relationships within political arena would also be a plus.

Great opportunity for the right person!




* Location: Burbank, CA
* Compensation: Depends On Experience
* Telecommuting is ok.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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