Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Perez Hilton has made a name for himself as a gay crusader, outing homosexual celebrities in the name of all things gay. But here's a scoop for you... it's all a lie. Perez Hilton crushes mad pussy. He is a beav hound, not gay at all. Why the fascade? Two reasons, really the same reason. 1) Cash. He has made a lot of money outing celebrities who don't want to be outed. He knows the best way to gain popularity and not come off like a right wing nut is by masquerading as a gay man. 2) Vag. Being that he is not actually gay, he likes to go balls deep in the ladies vagina area. Now that he is a psuedo celebrity himself, the pussy is in abudance.


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