Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Who up and decided pants should have a complete and total monopoly on bottomwear? I'm tired of pants. There are all types of underwear: boxers, briefs, boxerbriefs, thongs. Yet there is only pants. Pants suck, they squeeze your balls too much. Imagine if other products squeezed your balls as much as pants do. What if your new tv squeezed your balls every time you tried to watch it? Or what if that garage door opener you just installed gave your balls a squeeze every time you parked your car? I doubt you'd put up with it for very long. Yet here you sit, reading this very sentence, while a pair of no good pants has your balls in a vice. Fuck pants.

2 comments:

mr gilbert said...

Yes, but what if said reader is not wearing pants, as one might tend to do while surfing the internets...

Still, I get your point.

It's kind of like people who insist on voting for republicans, who might actually put your balls in a vice.

j. leo said...

Couldn't agree more. Pants suck. This is why I, like our pal Nate, try to wear loose shorts for as long as I possibly can.

Too many people around here are pussies and giving in to the pants mindset. It's not that cold, people.

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